Product Description
Product Description
Welcome to Carl's Inner Circle
The good news is, we got you a pair of Circle Gs! The bad news is, They Were Out of Black. So we got the next best thing: gray! Cheer up. Gray's good. It's black-ish. Look, we all have dreams, okay? Sometimes dreams get crushed. Settle. Give up. These gray sunnies won't slip or bounce while you begrudgingly embrace the next best thing.
Reflective Lenses
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1. NO SLIP
Goodr use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE
Goodr's frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3. ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL HIPSTER /INFLUENCER /DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
What happens when you violate the Grim Reaper dress code?!